I swear to god after you watch enough Star Wars, you really begin to understand what R2-D2 is trying to say. He’s the funniest droid I’ve ever did be so lucky as to meet, let me tell ya, and I’ve met me some droids in me own time. I tell yer. Never did. Be so kind as to leave me a penny will you? For the train?
I’ve got the other four now, you see?
Yes I’ve got time for little things now, I examine them like ants under the gaze of my magnifying glasses and sniff them and delicious smile across my lips, bits of bites unbitten dripping unhidden my mouth. Om noms tummy mommy.