And with seconds to go he gobbles down birthday cake oreos

he’s got nuthin’ left honey

he’s ready to roll

he baked him a snake spake devil’s food- soul

chocolate talker

make yer holler

all the way down

to the bottom of your cheerios bowl

no milk left to suckle

buddy betcha didn’t quite catchya, whatchyer puddin’ down dere mate

golly whally what a snatcher

single him out with a swiffer swim snacker

not a bit left for your morsel chewers to munch on ya munchkin haters.


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