*Click*

*Click*

*Click* *tappity* *tappity* I really don’t feel like writing anything right now,

*click* *tappity* *tappity* I feel like sitting in this chair for an indefinite period of time looking at random pictures

*click*

*click*

*click*, videos

*click*

*click* and articles

*click*on the internet while simultaneously

*click* scanning facebook and

*click* e-mail repetitively

*click*

*click*

*click* in the hopes that something will happen or someone will take note of my sad sorry online existence that is

*click* commenting on facebook statuses and

*click* and

*click* and

*click* facebook profile pictures, I really don’t have any time right now to do anything but to go

*click* on reddit and find the funniest post, to

*click* tumble on tumblr to find the next best site that will entertain me for

*click* next 5 minutes before I move onto the next

*click* while

*click* I’m torrenting discographies of every artist known to man that could feasibly be considered cool in some distant circle of mine that maintains some level of listenability, while

*click*

*click*

*click* I’m messaging my x-girlfriend about not wanting to fuck while

*click*

*click*

*click* I’m messaging some stranger about wanting to fuck while

*click* I’m surfing only faces on

*click* OKcupid or

*click* XXXmatch or

*click* howaboutwe

*click* looking only at pictures,

*click* only at pictures

*click* only at pictures only

*click* at faces and bodies or

*click* bodies without faces or

*click* faces without bodies, while I’m jerking it to

*click* redtube,

*click* xtube,

*click* xhamster,

*click* youporn or

*click* whatever else with

*click* women with too big of titties

*click* men too big of dicks anime with

*click* too many tentacle penis demons fucking anime children on into the night i’m doing this going for the next big

*click* WIN the next big

*click* FAP the next big

*click* THING that’ll last me this existence for the next 10 seconds while

*click* my other page is loading the next 10 seconds while

*click* my other tab is loading the next 10 seconds while

*click* my other tab is loading the next 10 seconds, then

*click* I’m texting to my mom

*click*

*click*

*click*, to your girlfriend

*click*

*click*

*click*, to your sister

*click*

*click*

*click*, texting to my friend Brian

*click*

*click*

*click*, Josh

*click*

*click*

*click* and Bobby

*click*

*click*

*click*, while,

*click* I’m skyping with my brother, while,

*click*, I’m skyping with my sister while

*click*

*click* I’m typing this poem *tappity* *tappity*, *tappity* *tappity* that I don’t want to be typing, while

*click*

*click* I’m typing my plans for the week while,

*click*

*click* I’m reading up on Flo from the Progressive commercials on wikipedia and entering a wormhole of wikipedia links,

*click* and,

*click* links,

*click* and,

*click* links

*click* and

*click* links to new pages

*click* and new pictures

*click* of new things

*click* that I thought I wonder I should know while,

*click* I’m trying to find a job on craigslist and

*click*, free shit and

*click*, women and

*click*, the funniest post on craigslist while,

*click*, I’m typing my cover letter to a job I won’t get, while,

*click*, I’m typing a cover to a job I won’t get, while,

*click*, I’m typing a cover letter to a job I won’t get while,

*click*, I’m calculating how much money I have in my bank account on my online bank account web page while,

*click*, I’m calculating how much debt I have on my online loan provider account page, while,

*click*, I’m calculating exactly when I’ll die on the when will you die.com home page while,

*click*, I’m paying off my credit card online with my online credit card account because paper bills don’t exist anymore, while,

*click*, I’m paying rent with my online checking online, because real checks don’t exist anymore, while,

*click*, I’m paying online for ticket’s to the gun show because money orders don’t exist anymore, while,

*click*, I’m chatting with clever bot because

*click* real people don’t exist anymore while,

*click*, I’m playing world of warcraft because

*click* the real world doesn’t exist anymore while,

*click*, I’m blogging all of this on my blog at the shameless plug thedirectact.wordpress.com because

*click* privacy doesn’t exist anymore, while

*click*, I’m tweeting my life away because

*click*, time doesn’t exist anymore, while,

*click*, I’m podcasting every word in the online dictionary at dictionary.com because

*click* language doesn’t exist anymore while

*click*, I’m posting a short poem to be to stolen at poetry.com because

*click*, poetry doesn’t exist anymore,

*click*, while

*click*, I’m writing my life story as it has happened

*click*, while it is happening,

*click* before it has happened

*click* because

*click* personality doesn’t exist anymore, while

*click*, I’m flash mobbing a riot in the streets of .gov, because

*click*, the government doesn’t exist anymore, while

*click* I’m vlogging everything I can’t do because,

*click* first hand experience doesn’t exist anymore,

*click*, existence doesn’t exist anymore,

*click*, you don’t exist anymore,

*click*, I don’t exist anymore.

*Click*.

*Click*.

*Click*.

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