I have been known to be a raptor in my time, they say that my musings on the meaning of life, the nature of truth and the problem of existence are what spawned the raptor philosopher meme. In the name of raptors round the world I ask that you please not exterminate us. We seek only to […]Read more "Sometimes [Blank] is the Appropriate Response…"
Umm, could you be more awesome? Hello, fellow poet nerd here. Wondering if you’ve ever played Battlestar Galactica the board game. “Helluva” good time as they say. OKcupid claims that we are 22% enemies but I think I’m a rather amiable fellow, and prone to make friends rather than enemies. Further more I cannot find anything about […]Read more "I don’t think she’s actually Haruko… This is getting old…"
I see that you like to hang out in cardboard boxes. One of my favorite pastimes. Don’t worry I’m not homeless- I’m merely a fan of cardboard. Cardboard this, cardboard that. One of my greatest heroes hung out in boxes. No he was not homeless either, although he sang about homeless people, I think… I’ll have […]Read more "Cardboard Boxes… PS: This is old."
Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand, I must apologize. I don’t have an admantium skeleton with razor sharp retractable claws that shoot out out my fists. For this I am sincerely sorry. I would say I’m working on it, but the Pentagon has turned down every single one of my applications. I think they’re not taking […]Read more "Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand"
Greetings Lumberjerk, if that’s your real name. I’m writing to you because I was sincerely worried, I saw in your details that you’ve been diagnosed with cats. It gets better I can tell you that with certainty. I had cats once. It’s a terrible, terrible disease. Always laying around covered in hair, playing with small […]Read more "I’m not Lumberjerking around here, we’re talking about Cats."
Salutations Miz Artiste, I’d like to take you out for a night of Jazz. I’m thinking Fat Cat, Zinc or Ella Lounge depending on your availability. Something to relax to and talk pop art (I just recently fell in love with the new play “Red” and dying to talk to artists about it) over an […]Read more "Jazz? Jazzy Jazz?"
Favorite whiskey? GO! Don’t worry, I’ll go first. I’d say it’d have to be a dead heat between Crown Royal and Knob Creek, though I do have a bottle of Woodford Reserve I am rather quickly getting to the bottom of. My go-to cheapo brand is undeniably Wild Turkey, hell I just like the name, […]Read more "Sincerely, Interest"